By philipphilip99
Tired of Tinder? Bored with Bumble? Had it up to here with Grindr? Listen up, guys, Blubbbr is where it’s at! Check out this week’s top ten profiles:
Short Fat Fannie, 21
4,505 miles away
Had enough of Long Tall Sally? Check out this BBW – your heart’s desire will set your soul on fire!
MM and looking to get hitched on Blueberry Hill.
Mister Five By Five, 55
4,656 miles away
I can really jump it for a fat man – only trouble is there’s no way of knowin’ whether I’m comin’ or goin’!
BHM with BDE.
Fattie Bum-Bum, 33
4,572 miles away
I owe it all to tamarind balls and rum punch.
Let me be your sweet sugar dumpling.
Brick House, 23
4,258 miles away
This lady is stacked and that’s a fact; ain’t holding nothing back!
WLTM sugar daddy looking to be reminded of his younger days.
Fatty Patty, 17
5,341 miles away
Thirty-six! Thirty-six! Thirty-six! Wow! Round and firm and fully packed! Five-foot-two, I’m really stacked! Would you like to see me bop? The biggest gal at the hop!
FAF and looking for FWB.
Fat Boy, 32
3,543 miles away
You’ll have to be quite something to knock me off my feet!
PC looking for a QT.
Built For Comfort, 59
3,833 miles away
Built for comfort not speed, but I got everything all good girls need.
YKWTD.
All About That Bass, 29
3,832 miles away
I’m bringing booty back!
Mama told me, “Don't worry about your size because boys like a little more booty to hold at night.”
Don’t let my Mama down.
Whole Lotta Rosie, 45
10,655 miles away
Ain’t exactly pretty, ain’t exactly small, forty-two, thirty-nine, fifty-six, you could say, I got it all!
NSR with anyone who can cope with nineteen stones all night long.
Curvaceous Needs, 27
1,212 miles away
You’re loyal to curves? Well, baby, I got plenty of those…
NIFOC.
All distances relative to my house.
The Abundantly Available A-List Playlist:
Larry Williams – Short Fat Fannie
Jimmy Rushing – Mister Five By Five
Carl Malcolm - Fattie Bum-Bum
The Commodores – Brick House
Lee Pickett and The Screamers – Fatty Patty
Howlin’ Wolf – Built For Comfort
Billy Stewart – Fat Boy
Post Modern Jukebox – All About The Bass*
AC/DC – Whole Lotta Rosie**
Katzenjammer – Curvaceous Needs
*Original song by Meghan Trainor zedded for ‘zeitgeist’ but this cover is a delight and spot on for the theme.
**Previously zedded for ‘volume’ but listing it again is the right and Rock ‘n’ Roll thing to do.
The Big Is Beautiful B-list Playlist:
The Beautiful South – Perfect 10
Sheppard – Kiss My Fat Ass
The Smiths – Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
K. D. Lang – Big Boned Gal
Bull Moose Jackson – Big Fat Mamas Are Back In Style
Joe Tex - Ain’t Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)
Sir Mix-A-Lot – Baby Got Back
Myron Lee and The Caddies – Fat Man
Ernest Tubb – So Round, So Firm, So Fully Packed
Big Dee Irwin – Happy Being Fat
Guru’s Wildcard Pick:
Thin Lizzy – Fats
These playlists were inspired by readers' song nominations from last week's topic: The bigger picture: songs about being or feeling fat. The next topic will launch on Thursday at 1pm UK time.
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These playlists were inspired by readers' song nominations from last week's topic: The bigger picture: songs about being or feeling fat. The next topic will launch on Thursday at 1pm UK time.
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