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Enter with: songs about tickets, passes and invitations

January 16, 2025 Peter Kimpton

Paper trail or older entrance …

Cultural events to sport, travel, parties or imagined prizes in lotteries, whether as literal or as metaphor in lyrics, it's all about those bits of real or virtual paper allowing access. Where will yours get you?

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In African, avant-garde, blues, calypso, classical, comedy, country, disco, dance, drone, dub, easy listening, electronica, exotica, experimental, folk, funk, gospel, hip hop, indie, instrumentals, jazz, krautrock, lounge, metal, music, musical hall, musicals, playlists, pop, postpunk, prog, psychedelia, punk, reggae, rock, rocksteady, showtime, ska, songs, soul, soundtracks, traditional, trip hop Tags songs, playlists, tickets, passes, passports, travel, music, music venues, Hunter S. Thompson, George Carlin, Mercedes McCambridge, Douglas Coupland, Oscar Wilde, Al Gore, Mick Jagger, Lady Gaga, The Cure, Robert Smith, Mark E Smith
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This topic is the greatest! Boastful songs

November 11, 2021 Peter Kimpton

Look no further. The greatest. Muhammad Ali

This week, from lyrical non-ironic self-proclamation to nuanced false narrators, a brimming edition of self-aggrandisement with a dash of arrogance, of big-headed and bombastic braggadocio, of cockiness, conceited crowing and crazed confidence, with a dollop of self-delusion …

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In African, avant-garde, blues, calypso, classical, comedy, country, dance, disco, drone, dub, electronica, experimental, folk, funk, gospel, hip hop, indie, jazz, metal, music, musical hall, musicals, playlists, pop, postpunk, prog, punk, reggae, rock, rocksteady, showtime Tags songs, playlists, boasting, bragging, narcissism, showing off, self-deceit, hyperbole, Muhammad Ali, Mae West, Mark Twain, Brian Clough, Diego Maradona, animal behaviour, Jane Austen, Samuel Johnson, George Cruikshank, satire, Kanye West, Donald Trump, Desert Island Discs, Elisabeth Schwarzkopf, Englebert Humperdinck, Flavor Flav, Public Enemy, Lauryn Hill, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Bobby Brown, Mick Jagger, The Rolling Stones, Film, Lil Wayne, Justin Bieber, Steve Coogan, Alan Partridge, Arturo Gatti, The 1948 Show, Tim Brooke-Taylor, John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Marty Feldman, Mike Royko, Hollywood, Paris, Julian Barnes, Ralph Waldo Emerson, A.A. Milne, Hunter S. Thompson, Bertrand Russell
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Ideas brewing? Songs about tea

October 7, 2021 Peter Kimpton
Hot on the horizon: The Meitan Tea Museum in Guizhou Province, China stands more than 70 metres in height

Hot on the horizon: The Meitan Tea Museum in Guizhou Province, China stands more than 70 metres in height

The routine, the ceremony, the warming up, the cooling down, the flavour, the comfort, the refreshment and everything that goes with it. This week we’re brewing up and leafing through our music collections …

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In African, avant-garde, blues, calypso, classical, comedy, country, dance, disco, drone, dub, electronica, experimental, folk, funk, gospel, hip hop, indie, instrumentals, jazz, metal, music, musicals, musical hall, playlists, pop, postpunk, prog, punk, reggae, rock, rocksteady, showtime, ska, songs, soul, soundtracks, traditional Tags tea, playlists, songs, China, Thomas De Quincey, William Gladstone, Henry James, Arthur Wing Pinero, Lu T'ung, Lin Yutang, Frances Hardinge, East India Company, India, Sri Lanka, Japan, Turkey, Morocco, Rwanda, Mali, Boy George, Mick Jagger, Mary J Blige, Ray Mears, C.E. Murphy, Father Ted, television, Comedy, Tony Benn, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Leo Tolstoy, Mikhail Bulgakov, Samuel Johnson, James Boswell, C.S. Lewis, Jane Austen, Wilkie Collins, George Orwell, Rabindranath Tagore, Kakuzō Okakura, Muriel Barbery, Carol Ann Duffy, poetry, drinks
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Out of their time: original songs with a striking retro style

May 13, 2021 Peter Kimpton
Get on the retro (dance) floor …

Get on the retro (dance) floor …

This week we look back to look forward with artists who wrote new songs with a style from the past, ignoring their zeitgeist and harking back to a former era or decade though musical stylings, choice of instruments, lyrics and more

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In African, country, comedy, calypso, dance, disco, dub, electronica, experimental, folk, hip hop, indie, instrumentals, jazz, metal, music, musicals, musical hall, playlists, pop, postpunk, punk, prog, reggae, rock, rocksteady, showtime, songs, ska, soul, soundtracks, traditional, funk Tags songs, playlists, retro, TS Eliot, Michel de Montaigne, Salvador Dali, Criss Jami, WH Auden, Quentin Tarantino, David Bowie, Bauhaus, fashion, Mary Quant, Paul McCartney, Elvis Presley, Little Richard, Muddy Waters, Phil Spector, Stray Cats, Brian Setzer, Gene Vincent, Eddie Cochran, Queen, Freddie Mercury, Wilson Mizner, Stephen Fry, William Burroughs, Chuck Palahniuk, Jean Cocteau, Jean-Luc Godard, Jim Jarmusch, Mick Jagger, Fritz Lang, Terry Gilliam, LoneLady, Pearl Charles, Silvertwin, Carly Simon, Abba, Cabaret Voltaire, Neneh Cherry, St Vincent, Steely Dan, His Master's Voice
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Visit this: songs about surprise encounters

March 4, 2021 Peter Kimpton
Brief Encounter …

Brief Encounter …

Songs that capture that moment of a surprise encounter, wherever it is, doorstep or elsewhere, and wherever it might lead – to romance, tragedy, comedy, death, or more, perhaps profoundly life-changing, or brief, and fleeting

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In African, avant-garde, blues, classical, comedy, country, dance, disco, dub, electronica, experimental, folk, funk, gospel, hip hop, indie, instrumentals, jazz, music, musical hall, musicals, playlists, pop, postpunk, prog, punk, reggae, rock, ska, songs, soul, soundtracks Tags songs, playlists, visits, meetings, encounters, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Guy de Maupassant, Edgar Allan Poe, Scott Anderson, JB Priestley, Morrissey, Johnny Marr, The Smiths, Mike Stoller, Jerry Leiber, Hal David, Burt Bacharach, Carole King, Gerry Goffin, Holland-Dozier-Holland, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, The Beatles, Glenn Gould, Trevor Howard, Celia Johnson, Janet Leigh, Frank Sinatra, Alfred Hitchcock, Krzysztof Kieślowski, Haruki Murakami, Simon Pegg, Arthur Koestler, David Bowie, District 9, aliens, William Burroughs, Heathcote Williams, Steven Spielberg
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Let's get physio: songs about bodily motion and exercise

December 10, 2020 Peter Kimpton
Stretch out in the spirit of the 80s

Stretch out in the spirit of the 80s

This could be a fine body of work. Everything from stiffness to full fluidity of exercise – bending, flexing, twisting, stretching, it’s time limber up and pick up on songs that capture corporeal movement in any context

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In African, avant-garde, blues, calypso, classical, comedy, country, dance, disco, dub, electronica, experimental, folk, funk, gospel, hip hop, indie, instrumentals, jazz, metal, music, musical hall, musicals, playlists, pop, postpunk, prog, punk, reggae, rocksteady, rock, showtime, ska, songs, soul, soundtracks, traditional Tags songs, playlists, biology, human body, Friedrich Nietzsche, Bruce Lee, Isadora Duncan, Steven Magee, Chesty Puller, Federico Fellini, Joe Cocker, Future Islands, Samuel T Herring, Aldous Harding, David Bowie, Mick Jagger, Rick Astley, Prince, Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, Film, Napoleon Dynamite, Jon Hedly, Morihei Ueshiba, Shaolin Kung Fu, Monty Python, Soul Train
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Tell my wife I love her so: songs containing indirect messages

August 1, 2019 Peter Kimpton
Hound of love? Indirect delivery

Hound of love? Indirect delivery

Through a third party, on scribbled letters left, sent or hidden, on answering machines or other means, even via prayer, this week let's look at songs about communication to an individual sent via a roundabout route

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In avant-garde, blues, classical, comedy, country, dance, disco, dub, electronica, experimental, folk, funk, gospel, hip hop, indie, jazz, metal, music, musical hall, musicals, playlists, pop, postpunk, prog, punk, reggae, rock, showtime, songs, soul, soundtracks, traditional Tags songs, playlists, messages, letters, telephone, relationships, family, politics, Norman Whitfield, Barrett Strong, Marvin Gaye, David Bowie, animals, Kurt Cobain, Hunter S. Thompson, Vincent Van Gogh, Virginia Woolf, Wendy O. Williams, Robin Williams, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, paul simon, Art Garfunkel, Ray Davies, The Kinks, Abba, Fleetwood Mac, Edmond Rostand, Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Paul Verhoeven, Philip K Dick, George Bernard Shaw, Mark Lanegan
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Valentine's Day? Reveal your songs about secret admirers

February 14, 2019 Peter Kimpton
He nose, but does she? Cyrano de Bergerac

He nose, but does she? Cyrano de Bergerac

Clandestine cravings and crushes? To spice up a romantic tradition, this week’s topic is all about secret love longings expressed through song, here inspired by real-life examples of musicians, alongside film, books and theatre

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In blues, classical, comedy, country, dance, disco, dub, electronica, folk, gospel, hip hop, indie, jazz, metal, music, musicals, playlists, pop, postpunk, punk, reggae, rock, songs, soul Tags songs, playlists, St Valentine's Day, martyrs, romance, relationships, Edmond Rostand, Michael Jackson, Diana Ross, Steven Tyler, Lulu, Smokey Robinson, Linda Ronstadt, Amy Winehouse, Jane Austen, books, Emily Bronte, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Charles Dickens, James Baldwin, George Harrison, Pattie Boyd, Eric Clapton, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Marianne Faithfull, Fleetwood Mac, Film, Audrey Tatou, Gérard Depardieu
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Strident in song: music that expresses the movement and feeling of walking

November 1, 2018 Peter Kimpton
No two walks are the same …

No two walks are the same …

We all walk slightly differently, so this week it’s all about music that expresses various strolls, swings, swaggers, ambles or strides, and whether in politics or personal, marching bands or military, let’s capture the movement of the people

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In blues, classical, comedy, country, dance, disco, dub, electronica, folk, gospel, hip hop, indie, instrumentals, jazz, metal, music, musical hall, musicals, playlists, pop, postpunk, prog, punk, reggae, rock, rocksteady, showtime, ska, songs, soul, soundtracks, traditional Tags Songs, playlists, walking, biology, animals, The Beatles, Monty Python, John Cleese, Friedrich Nietzsche, John Locke, Mason Cooley, Billie Holiday, John Travolta, Lee Marvin, Julie Christie, Film, Ian Brown, Liam Gallagher, Mick Jagger, John Inman, Pink Panther, cats, fashion, Richard Dawkins, Jarrow March, Selma, Detroit, civil rights, Nelson Mandela, marching bands, New Orleans, Russia, military bands, James Vincent McMorrow, Matthew Henry, Hippocrates, Kamasi Washington, Bjork
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Time is short: songs about brevity

August 30, 2018 Peter Kimpton
Brief Encounter (1945)

Brief Encounter (1945)

Fleeting romance to brief encounters, the transient to the terse, the brusque to burnout, the concise or condensed, our time is limited on Earth, but there’s still enough to suggest songs on this universal subject

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In blues, classical, comedy, country, dance, disco, dub, electronica, folk, gospel, hip hop, indie, instrumentals, jazz, metal, music, musicals, postpunk, prog, punk, reggae, rock, rocksteady, showtime, ska, songs, soul, soundtracks Tags Songs, playlists, brevity, time, William Blake, John Dryden, Franklin D Roosevelt, Napoleon Bonaparte, John Cooper Clarke, Cicero, Louise Brooks, William Shakespeare, Hamlet, Muhammad Ali, Strickland Gillilan, poetry, Stephen Crane, Earnest Hemingway, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Oscar Wilde, Groucho Marx, Catherine The Great, Shirley Conran, Ahmed Mostafa, Benjamin Franklin, Ogden Nash, Bruce Bennett, Friedrich Nietzsche, Anton Chekhov, Elizabeth Bowen, Walter Savage Landor, Mick Jagger, Trevor Howard, Celia Johnson, Brief Encounter, Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca, Film, Mordecai Richler, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, Bladerunner, The White Stripes, The Band
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Every breath you take: songs featuring the harmonica

March 15, 2018 Peter Kimpton
The sublime Stevie Wonder

The sublime Stevie Wonder

It plays out like the voice, beautifully expresses emotion, can wail like a train and is popular across blues, rock, pop, jazz, classical and other genres. This week it's time to inhale deeply and get harmonious with the harmonica

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In blues, classical, country, folk, hip hop, indie, music, playlists, pop, punk, reggae, rock, soul, soundtracks Tags songs, Music, harmonica, Stevie Wonder, Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney, The Beatles, George Harrison, John Lennon, Toots Thielemans, Abraham Lincoln, Steven Wright, Charlie Musselwhite, Larry Adler, James Cotton, Little Walter, Big Mama Thornton, Captain Beefheart, Sonny Williamson, Donovan, Beck, Ramblin' Jack Elliott, Jesse Fuller, Kim Kwang Suk, Rory Macleod, Ian Gillan, David Bowie, Mick Jagger, Alanis Morissette, Robert Plant, Led Zeppelin, Bobbejaan Schoepen, Johnny Cash, Roger Daltrey, The Who, The Rolling Stones, Sheryl Crow, Van Morrison, Sonny Terry, John Barry, film soundtrack
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Doctor, doctor! Bang goes the knighthood: songs featuring honorific titles

February 8, 2018 Peter Kimpton
Arise Sir Rod? Mr Stewart gets the the nod, but here Prince William does the honours, not the Queen

Arise Sir Rod? Mr Stewart gets the the nod, but here Prince William does the honours, not the Queen

Earls to Dukes, Your Honour to Your Excellency, Knights to Dames and Mr and Mrs, privilege or deserving, let's explore the meaning, use and tone of honorific titles in song lyrics and why society bestows them

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In blues, classical, country, dance, electronica, folk, hip hop, indie, metal, music, playlists, pop, punk, reggae, rock, songs, soul Tags Songs, playlists, honorific titles, politics, House of Commons, charity, Rod Stewart, Paul McCartney, Van Morrison, Duke Ellington, Lord Kitchener, religion, society, David Cameron, Elton John, Ray Davies, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, David Bowie, John Lydon, LS Lowry, Roald Dahl, Vanessa Redgrave, John Lennon, John Cleese, Paul Weller, Bradley Wiggins, Aldous Huxley, Alan Bennett, Jim Broadbent, Rabindranath Tagore, The Queen, royalty
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Sing out for unsung heroes: songs with great backing vocals

December 28, 2017 Peter Kimpton
The Andantes: backing vocal mainstays of Motown – Jackie Hicks, Marlene Barrow and Louvain Demps. Who didn't they sing for?

The Andantes: backing vocal mainstays of Motown – Jackie Hicks, Marlene Barrow and Louvain Demps. Who didn't they sing for?

They're the brilliant singers who blend beautiful and really make the music. From Motown and soul to to church and gospel, barbershop to pop or even punk, suggest songs made backed brillliantly by the unknown or famous

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In classical, folk, indie, music, playlists, pop, punk, reggae, rock, songs, soul Tags songs, backing vocals, singers, The Primettes, The Supremes, Diana Ross, Elvis Presley, Las Vegas, church music, choirs, gospel, Jordanaires, Foggy River Boys, The Sweet Sensations, Emily 'Cissy' Houston, Dee Dee Warwick, Dionne Warwick, The Drinkard Singers, Aretha Franklin, Van Morrison, Wilson Pickett, Lisa Harrigan, Solomon Burke, The Andantes, The Andrews Sisters, Jackie Hicks, Marlene Barrow, Louvain Demps, Martha Reeves, The Vandellas, The Temptations, Stevie Wonder, The Four Tops, Jimmy Ruffin, Edwin Starr, The Marvelettes, Marvin Gaye, The Isley Brothers, Gino Washington, John Lee Hooker, James Velvet, Eddie Holland, Motown, Holland-Dozier-Holland, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, The Pips, George Harrison, Phil Collins, Genesis, Peter Gabriel, David Bowie, Ava Cherry, Robin Clark, Luther Vandross, The Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger, Brian Jones, Carly Simon, The Neville Brothers, The Mamas and Papas, Prince, New Power Generation, The Revolution, Fleet Foxes, Kings of Leon, The Unthanks, Everything Everythng, The Seekers, The Bachelors, The Drifters, Burt Bacharach, The Kingsmen, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, Everything Everything, Franz Ferdinand, Vampire Weekend, Take That, Sugababes, Le Mystere des voix Bulgares, The Ramones, The Mahotella Queens, Mahlathini, Simon & Garfunkel, Freddie Mercury, barbershop, Sly & The Family Stone, Mariah Carey, Sheryl Crow, Whitney Houston, Gwen Stefani, Pink
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Bake-off? No, far better: songs about bread, cake, pastry and biscuits

October 26, 2017 Peter Kimpton
Enjoy …

Enjoy …

This week it's less about the reality TV competition, instead a much tastier treat into the world of lyrical bagels and brot, cupcakes and buns, breadlines and Bourbons. Take your pick and dig in …

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Tags Songs, music, bread, cake, biscuits, pastry, politics, Seamus Heaney, Robert Louis Stevenson, history, Neolithic period, The Bible, baking, television, reality television, The Great British Bake-Off, The Magnetic Fields, Stephin Merritt, Paul Hollywood, Delia Smith, Peter Hook, Joy Division, John F Kennedy, Jesus Christ, religion, David Lynch, graffiti, Manchester, Juvenal, Ancient Rome, Mahatma Gandhi, Hovis, Ridley Scott, advertising, health, food, Alison Moyet, Ivan Pavlov, Mick Jagger, Benjamin Clementine, fiona apple, Ralph Waldo Emerson, WH Auden, Brian Greene, physics, multiverse theory
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Born this way … biographical and autobiographical songs

September 28, 2017 Peter Kimpton
From the cover of The Slits' guitarist Viv Albertine's book Clothes, Clothes, Clothes. Music, Music, Music. Boys, Boys, Boys (2014)

From the cover of The Slits' guitarist Viv Albertine's book Clothes, Clothes, Clothes. Music, Music, Music. Boys, Boys, Boys (2014)

Let me tell you a story … this week we're looking for songs that capture the narrative or arc of a person's life, about themselves or others, famous or unknown, whether that's in the first or third person

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Tags Songs, biography, autobiography, Viv Albertine, The Slits, James Boswell, Samuel Johnson, books, Mark Twain, Samuel Goldwyn, Film, Steven Wright, Comedy, showbusiness, Mike Leigh, David Thewlis, evolution, Charles Darwin, art, painting, Jackson Pollock, Oliver Reed, Brian Blessed, Marx Brothers, Harpo Marx, David Niven, Hollywood, Marlon Brando, Robert Evans, Quincy Jones, Ice Cube, Keith Richards, The Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger, Johnny Cash, Slash, Guns 'n' Roses, Woody Guthrie, Nick Tosches, Dean Martin, The Rat Pack, mafia, Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis Presley, Diana Ross, Emmylou Harris, Gram Parsons, Humphrey Carpenter, Ian Mckellen, acting, Orson Welles, Ernest Hemingway, James Joyce, Charles Dickens, Peter Ackroyd, WH Auden, John Kennedy Toole, Oscar Wilde
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Any requests? Songs about asking, begging or pleading

September 21, 2017 Peter Kimpton
James Brown. Pleasing.

James Brown. Pleasing.

Gentle query to formal demand, subtle hint to outright down-on-your-knees supplication, let's ask questions about songs that include the expression of wanting something or someone

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In music, playlists Tags songs, playlists, asking, begging, pleading, Eartha Kitt, Stevie Wonder, William Shakespeare, Orson Welles, Al Pacino, film, Duffy, Al Green, James Brown, The Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger, Marianne Faithfull, Radiohead, Jonny Greenwood, Spike Lee, Jane Goodall, animals, cats, Levi Strauss, H.P. Lovecraft, Charles Dickens, books, Arthur Miller, Antony Gormley, art, Philip K Dick, Kurt Cobain, Cervantes, Eleanor Roosevelt, Beyonce, Louis Armstrong
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Take a deep breath: songs with arresting opening lines

July 27, 2017 Peter Kimpton
The art of the opening

The art of the opening

Profound statements to emotional exclamations, sexual provocation to oddball situation, suggest your favourite and outstanding starter lyrics as we examine a host of musical and literary examples at the bar

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Tags songs, lyrics, opening lines, books, Dodie Smith, Chuck Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman, James Joyce, Charles Dickens, Rose Macaulay, George Orwell, Stephen Crane, LP Hartley, Iain Banks, The Carpenters, Chuck D, Public Enemy, Nina Simone, Leonard Cohen, Suede, Brett Anderson, Roy Orbison, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Silver Jews, LL Cool J, Beck, Julian Cope, The Teardrop Explodes, The Fall, Mark E Smith, Bob Dylan, The Bee Gees, Barry Gibb, The Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger, Elvis Costello, Morrissey, The Smiths, Paul Simon, St Vincent, Arctic Monkeys, Alex Turner, Shaun Ryder, The Happy Mondays, Mucclusky, Prince, Queen, Freddie Mercury, Jacques Brel, Scott Walker, The Pogues, David Bowie, Patti Smith, Nick Cave, The Doors
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Picture this: songs about painters, painting and drawing

June 22, 2017 Peter Kimpton
1) Keith Richards by Ronnie Wood

1) Keith Richards by Ronnie Wood

This week the Bar becomes a special gallery  filled with music stars' work! Peruse the paintings and name their famous creators, and suggest songs inspired by art and artists from any period or genre

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Tags songs, art, painting, John Constable, Dick Dale, Vincent Van Gogh, Brian Eno, Joni Mitchell, Nat Tate, forgery, David Byrne, The Clash, Mick Jones, Paul Simonon, Jarvis Cocker, Pulp, Chuck D, Freddie Mercury, Pete Townshend, The Who, Queen, Mobb Deep, Michael Stipe, REM, Keith Richards, Ice Cube, Florence Welch, Florence and the Machine, Kanye West, Captain Beefheart, Jeffrey Lewis, Patti Smith, Robert Hughes, Conor Oberst, Lindsey Buckingham, Fleetwood Mac, Cher, Grimes, Jackson Pollock, Pablo Picasso, The Kills, Alison Mosshart, Tony Bennett, Buffy Sainte-Marie, John Williams, Grace Slick, Jerry Garcia, The Grateful Dead, Pharrell Williams, Frida Kahlo, Nick Cave, Wolfgang Puck, Marilyn Manson, Yoko Ono, Bob Dylan, Miles Davis, Jefferson Airplane, Impressionism, pop art, Frederic Chopin, Wassily Kandinsky, Mick Jagger, Ronnie Wood
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Unforgettable? Songs about the first time … or last time

January 26, 2017 Peter Kimpton
Once in a lifetime? Felix Baumgartner takes one giant leap in 2012

Once in a lifetime? Felix Baumgartner takes one giant leap in 2012

There's nothing quite like the emotions or physical impact of first, formative experiences. From first sex to seeing New York to new sounds, revisit your innocence in song, and also any that try to say 'never again'

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Tags songs, music, space, Felix Baumgartner, Maya Angelou, Shakespeare, Groucho Marx, Joan Rivers, swimming, first love, Stevie Wonder, Tom Waits, Diana Ross, Billie Holiday, Mick Jagger, The Rolling Stones, Jackie Kennedy, Natalie Portman, Film, Margaret Mead, skydiving, Philip Selway, Radiohead, Janis Joplin, Robert Fripp, Dennis Miller, Walt Whitman, poetry, David Bowie, Emily Dickinson, Margot Fonteyn, ballet, Dance, Ernest Hemingway, Christopher Hitchens, New York, Simon Armitage, Sir David Attenborough, Roger Daltrey, The Who, Eminem, Timothy Leary, Margaret Thatcher
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Share: songs with misheard, nonsense or inaudible lyrics

March 3, 2016 Peter Kimpton
I'm Terry Wogan? The opening lyric of one of Chaka's biggest hits. Photograph Peter Tea

I'm Terry Wogan? The opening lyric of one of Chaka's biggest hits. Photograph Peter Tea

Why did the Bee Gees like steak and a knife? Is Duffy obsessed with birdseed? And why do it in the road with the Beatles. This week indulge in creative lyrical earslips and a whole load of other lovely nonsense

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Tags songs, music, lyrics, poetry, Chaka Kahn, The Bee Gees, The Beatles, Spike Milligan, Samuel L Jackson, Lewis Carroll, The Killers, Bill Bailey, comedy, Shakespeare, Film, Chaka Khan, Mick Jagger, DIre Straits, Duffy, Iggy Azalea, Rihanna, Nirvana, REM, words, mondegreens, The Stone Roses, Ian Brown, My Bloody Valentine, Busdriver, hip hop, Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, books, William Shakespeare, languages, Edward Lear, Comedy, Pulp Fiction, film
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Jan 29, 2026
Tessa Rose Jackson: The Lighthouse
Jan 29, 2026

New album: Beautiful, intricate, understated, poetic and intelligent, this warm, inviting experimental folk by the Dutch-British singer-songwriter is the first LP under her own name, having previously released three as the artist Someone

Jan 29, 2026
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Jan 28, 2026
Lucinda Williams: World's Gone Wrong
Jan 28, 2026

New album: The acclaimed veteran country, rock and Americana singer-songwriter and multi-Grammy winner’s latest LP has a title that speaks for itself, but is powerful, angry, defiant and uplifting, and, recorded in Nashville, features guest vocals from Norah Jones, Mavis Staples and Brittney Spencer

Jan 28, 2026
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Jan 27, 2026
Clothesline From Hell: Slather On The Honey
Jan 27, 2026

New album: His moniker mischievously named after a wrestling move, a highly impressive, independently-created experimental, psychedelic rock debut the the Toronto-based multi-instrumentalist and singer-songwriter Adam LaFramboise

Jan 27, 2026
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Jan 27, 2026
Dead Dads Club: Dead Dads Club
Jan 27, 2026

New album: Dynamic, passionate, heart-stirring indie rock in this project fronted by Chilli Jesson (formerly bassist of Palma Violets) with songs spurred by the trauma of losing his father 20 years ago, retelling a defiant and difficult aftermath, with sound boosted by producer Carlos O’Connell of Fontaines D.C.

Jan 27, 2026
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Jan 25, 2026
The Paper Kites: If You Go There, I Hope You Find It
Jan 25, 2026

New album: Warm, tender, gently-paced, calmly reflective, beautifully soothing, poetic, melancholic alternative folk and Americana by the band from Melbourne in their seventh LP in 15 years

Jan 25, 2026
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Jan 24, 2026
PVA: No More Like This
Jan 24, 2026

New album: Inventive, alluring, sensual, mysterious, minimalistic electronica, trip-hop and experimental pop by the London trio of Ella Harris, Joshua Baxter and Louis Satchell, in this second album following 2022’s Blush, boosted by the creativity of producer and instrumentalist Kwake Bass

Jan 24, 2026
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Jan 20, 2026
Imarhan: Essam
Jan 20, 2026

New album: A mesmeric fourth LP in a decade by the band from Tamanrasset, Algeria, whose name means ‘the ones I care about’, their Tuareg music mixing guitar riffs, pop melodies and African rhythms, but this time also evolves slightly away from the desert blues rocky, bluesy influence of contemporaries Tinariwen with electronic elements

Jan 20, 2026
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Jan 20, 2026
Courtney Marie Andrews: Valentine
Jan 20, 2026

New album: Emotional, beautiful, stirring, Americana, folk and indie-pop by singer-songwriter from Phoenix, Arizona, in this latest studio LP in of soaring voice, strong melodies, love, vulnerability and heartbreak, longing and bravery

Jan 20, 2026
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Jan 18, 2026
Julianna Barwick & Mary Lattimore: Tragic Magic
Jan 18, 2026

New album: Delicate, beautiful, ethereal, meditative new work by the two American experimental composers in their first collaborative LP, with gentle understated vocals, classic synth sounds, and rare harps chosen from from the Paris Musée de la Musique Collection

Jan 18, 2026
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Jan 16, 2026
Sleaford Mods: The Demise of Planet X
Jan 16, 2026

New album: The caustic wit of Nottingham’s Jason Williamson and Andrew Fearn return with a 13th LP of brilliantly abrasive, dark humoured hip-hop and catchy beats, addressing the rubbish state of the world, as well as local, personal and social irritations through slick nostalgic cultural reference, some expanded sounds, and an eclectic set of guests

Jan 16, 2026
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Jan 14, 2026
SAULT: Chapter 1
Jan 14, 2026

New album: As ever, released suddenly without fanfare or any publicity, the prolific experimental soul, jazz, gospel, funk, psychedelia and disco collective of Cleo Sol, Info (aka Dean Josiah Cover) and co return with a stylish, mysterious LP

Jan 14, 2026
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Jan 14, 2026
The Cribs: Selling A Vibe
Jan 14, 2026

New album: A first LP in five years by the likeable and solid guitar indie-rock Jarman brothers trio from Wakefield, now with their ninth - a catchy, but at times with rueful, bittersweet perspectives on their times in the music business

Jan 14, 2026
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Jan 9, 2026
Dry Cleaning: Secret Love
Jan 9, 2026

New album: This third LP by the London experimental post-punk quartet with the distinctive, spoken, droll delivery of Florence Shaw, is packed with striking, vivid, often non seqitur lyrics capturing life’s surreal mundanities and neuroses with a sound coloured and polished by Cate Le Bon as producer

Jan 9, 2026
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Dec 31, 2025
Various Artists: ICELOCK CONTINUUM
Dec 31, 2025

New album: An inspiring, evocative, sensual and sonically tactile experimental compilation from the fabulously named underground French label Camembert Électrique, with range of international electronic artists capturing cold winter weather’s many textures - cracking, delicate crunchy ice, snow, electric fog, and frost in many fierce and fragile forms across 98 adventurous tracks

Dec 31, 2025

new songs …

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Jan 29, 2026
Song of the Day: Holly Humberstone - To Love Somebody
Jan 29, 2026

Song of the Day: Shimmeringly catchy and singalong, effervescent Abba-esque and Fleetwood Mac-ish piano and synth pop with an eye-catching, vampiric-themed video by the British singer-songwriter from Grantham, heralding her second album Cruel World out on 10 April via Polydor/Universal.

Jan 29, 2026
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Jan 28, 2026
Song of the Day: Nathan Fake - Slow Yamaha
Jan 28, 2026

Song of the Day: Hypnotic electronica with woozy layers of smooth resonance and a lattice of shifting analogue patterns by the British artist from Norfolk, taken from his forthcoming album, Evaporator, out on InFiné Music

Jan 28, 2026
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Jan 27, 2026
Song of the Day: Charlotte Day Wilson - Lean (featuring Saya Gray)
Jan 27, 2026

Song of the Day: Stylish, striking, sensual experimental electro-pop and R&B in this fabulous collaboration between the two Canadian singer/ multi-instrumentalist from Toronto, out on Stone Woman Music/ XL Recordings

Jan 27, 2026
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Jan 26, 2026
Song of the Day: Lime Garden - 23
Jan 26, 2026

Song of the Day: Wonderfully catchy, witty, quirky indie pop about age and adjustment by the Brighton-formed quartet fronted by Chloe Howard, heralding their upcoming album Maybe Not Tonight, out on So Young Records on 10 April

Jan 26, 2026
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Jan 25, 2026
Song of the Day: Madra Salach - The Man Who Seeks Pleasure
Jan 25, 2026

Song of the Day: A powerful, slow-simmering and gradually intensifying, drone-based original folk number about the the flipsides of love and hedonism by the young Irish traditional and alternative folk band, with comparisons to Lankum, from the recently released EP It's a Hell of an Age, out on Canvas Music

Jan 25, 2026
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Jan 24, 2026
Song of the Day: Adult DVD - Real Tree Lee
Jan 24, 2026

Song of the Day: Catchy, witty, energised acid-dance-punk with echoes of Underworld and Snapped Ankles by the dynamic, innovative band from Leeds in a new number about a dodgy character of toxic masculinity and online ignorance, and their first release on signing to Fat Possum

Jan 24, 2026
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Jan 23, 2026
Song of the Day: Arctic Monkeys - Opening Night (for War Child HELP 2 charity album)
Jan 23, 2026

Song of the Day: A simmering, potent, contemplative new track by acclaimed Sheffield band, their first song since 2022’s album The Car, with proceeds benefiting the charity War Child, heralding the upcoming HELP (2) compilation out on 6 March with various contributors

Jan 23, 2026
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Jan 22, 2026
Song of the Day: White Denim - (God Created) Lock and Key
Jan 22, 2026

Song of the Day: The Austin, Texas-formed LA-based rockers return with an infectiously catchy groove fusing rock, funk, dub, soul, and down-dirty blues with some playful self-mythologising and darker themes, heralding 13th album, 13, out on 24 April via Bella Union

Jan 22, 2026
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Jan 21, 2026
Song of the Day: Holy Fuck - Evie
Jan 21, 2026

Song of the Day: The Canadian experimental indie rock and electronica quartet from Toronto return with a pulsating new track of thrumming bass and shimmering keyboards, heralding their forthcoming new album Event Beat, out on 27 March via Satellite Services

Jan 21, 2026
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Jan 20, 2026
Song of the Day: KAVARI - IRON VEINS
Jan 20, 2026

Song of the Day: Exciting, cutting-edge electronica and hardcore dance music by innovative the Birkenhead-born, Glasgow-based artist Cameron Winters (she), with a stylish, striking video, heralding the forthcoming EP, PLAGUE MUSIC, out digitally and on 12-inch vinyl on 6 February via XL Recordings

Jan 20, 2026
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Jan 19, 2026
Song of the Day: A$AP Rocky - Punk Rocky
Jan 19, 2026

Song of the Day: The standout catchy hip-pop/soul/pop track from the New York rapper aka Rakim Athelston Mayers’ (also the husband of Rihanna) recently released album, Don’t Be Dumb, featuring also the voice of Cristoforo Donadi, and out on A$AP Rocky Recordings

Jan 19, 2026
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Jan 18, 2026
Song of the Day: Buck Meek - Gasoline
Jan 18, 2026

Song of the Day: The Texas-born Big Thief guitarist returns with an beautifully stirring, evocative, poetic love-enthralled indie-folk single of free association made-up words and quantum leap feelings, rolling drums and strums, heralding his upcoming fourth solo album, The Mirror, out on 27 February via 4AD

Jan 18, 2026

Word of the week

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Jan 22, 2026
Word of the week: zumbador
Jan 22, 2026

Word of the week: A wonderfully evocative noun from the Spanish for word buzz, and meaning both a South American hummingbird, a door buzzer, and symbolic of resurrection of the soul in ancient Mexican culture, while also serving as the logo for a tequila brand

Jan 22, 2026
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Jan 8, 2026
Word of the week: aspectabund
Jan 8, 2026

Word of the week: This rare adjective describes a highly expressive face or countenance, where emotions and reactions are readily shown through the eyes or mouth

Jan 8, 2026
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Dec 24, 2025
Word of the week: bellonion (or belloneon)
Dec 24, 2025

Word of the week: It sounds like a bulbous, multi-layered peeling vegetable, but this obscure mechanical musical instrument invented in 1812 in Dresden consisted of 24 trumpets and two kettle drums and, designed to mimic the sound of a marching band, might also make your eyes water

Dec 24, 2025
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Dec 4, 2025
Word of the week: crapulence
Dec 4, 2025

Word of the week: A term that may apply regularly during Xmas party season, from the from the Latin crapula, in turn from the Greek kraipálē meaning "drunkenness" or "headache" pertains to sickness symptoms caused by excess in eating or drinking, or general intemperance and overindulgence

Dec 4, 2025
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Nov 20, 2025
Word of the week: discalceate
Nov 20, 2025

Word of the week: A rarely used, but often practised verb, especially when arriving home, it means to take off your shoes, but is also a slightly more common adjective meaning barefoot or unshod, particularly for certain religious orders that wear sandals instead of shoes. But in what context does this come up in song?

Nov 20, 2025

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