A perky, very catchy, humorous piece of whimsical comedy electro-pop about middle-men and mediocrity by the popular British podcaster, actor and comedian, taken from his recently released debut albumBuckle Up, out on Decca / Universal. The song is accompanied by an animated video directed by Cyriak. The album was produced by Joe Mount from Metronomy. To explore and enjoy more by Adam Buxton, including more from the album, see also the other embedded links below.
You're the kind of prick
That really makes me sick
Too cowardly to pick a side
You'd rather hide In the middle
(All you do is fiddle, dancing in the middle)
Grow a spine fast
Nail your colours to the mast
Come on wishy washy boy
No more time to chill
Climb a hill
(All you do is fiddle, dancing in the middle)
There's a good team
And a bad team
And the team in between
Never win
Cos that team are wankers
All they do is fiddle
Dancing in the middle
Can you see
The arc of history?
Will you ride
The juggernaut of destiny?
No, you can't see the arc
Or the juggernaut
Cause you're caught
Crapping your pants
Wringing hands with
The Beta Boys
And you wanna be everyone's friend
Even if everyone is a twat
With a boring hat
Shaking stupid hands
And dancing in the middle
We are the middle-dancing men
We are the middle-dancing men
We are the middle-dancing men
We are the middle-dancing men
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